Weight Loss Jokes One Liners

February 17, 2022

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Lose 20 kg for 200. Lighten up your mid-diet mood with these vegan jokes and vegetarian puns. When dieting or changing our diet we can sometimes feel like we are in a dry barren desert.

The man wasnt sure it will work so he bought the cheapest one. Muscle man shows up at his door wearing nothing but a pair of running shoes a raging erectiona and a sign around his neck which read If I can catch you I can have you The man lost 17 lbs. 8259 3396 votes.

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So he goes to the fitness and asks what he can do to lose weight fast. To burn a few more check out our collection of diet jokes. 24But guaranteed he lost 7 lbs.

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But this time he almost caught her. 10Never tell anyone that youre going on a diet exercising or quitting smoking. Any short jokes or one-liners would be appreciated - theyre for the weekly hints and tips handout.

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View Profile View Forum Posts Slow. 10This continued everyday for that week guaranteed he lost five lbs. I SEE FOOD and I eat it.

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